Pat Moorer's sixth consecutive staring contest championshipīeing able to say Matthew McConaughey is a UT alum and it be a good thing The hiring of Ron Artest/Metta World Peace/The Panda's Friend as the new Longhorn Director of China Basketball Operations #growthebrand Our opponent being from the greater DFW, for comments/pageviews' sake "Shout Yourself Skinny", the self-help tapes narrated by Vance Bedfordīruce Chambers' new novel, "Office Politics" The beacon of sunlight that glints off Charlie's head, lighting our way Sweat-free Gary Patterson, smiling Nick Saban, Daje Johnson, and other rare sightings The prestigious lineage of female LHN reporters The prestigious lineage of Professor John Daly's student teachers Player development and core values, for serious We can only assume he went by Brosharrafa.
Our first came courtesy of some dreadlocked fella against the Aggies in 1998.
How epic is the belt? UT claims more National (4) than Belt Championships (3). This is very important and totally scientific. The Big 12 has defended the belt from all comers since West Virginia used it as a bargaining chip to leapfrog Louisville into the Big 12 (probably), thus making us the best conference. Originally claimed by the 1970s Cornhuskers (a pretty ok team by most standards), it has been passed through the ages without the need of any pollster or even Condoleezza Rice to award. The Belt Championship, the one TRUE determinant of football greatness, will be on the line. That's right folks, in the age of meritocracy and new-fangled playoff brackets drawn up in secret playoff committee meetings, there are still a few true American patriots who follow the old ways. Want to start the season against Notre Dame? Don't say we never got you anything for the holidays.īut forget the small peanuts -the biggest game of the season is happening this Turkey Day in ATX. QB commitments? Just move Swoopes to TE and Heard to Long Snapper.